‘Did You Block Me?’ : 20 Best Dating App Fails of the Week for the Tired Crowd

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Eleonora Bader
Feb 7, 2023 3:30 PM EST

We can't ignore the elephant in the room, which is that next week it's Valentine's day. And we're reminded of just how much dating… sucks. It's the one day a year when companies make a lot of money selling 'love', also known as 'chocolates and flowers'. Because that's the real deal, right? Uploading a story on Instagram to show everybody your partner care's about you. Obviously.

A lot of people have been swiping extra this week, hoping to maybe catch a date for the dreaded 14th. What can I say, some folk are prepared. I say sit back, relax, put on Lord of the Rings, and order a pizza. It's quite apparent that this day is not at all about affection, but rather about revenue and trying to prove to the world just how happy you are, chained to someone else's ankles.

Gosh, I sound bitter. Well, that's how you get after years of getting absolutely nada on dating apps, so what can I say folk? I ain't ashamed. It is what it is. What has proven to be quite entertaining, is looking at fellow dating app users' relatable convos on r/Tinder. Below you'll find I've compiled a list of the best ones. Let's laugh together at our own pain, shall we?

You can also check out last week's dating app fails here.

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  • 01
    Product - tim hortons which one? this is crucial information boston cream cool that's a certified red flag Today 12:57 PM ive had more engaging conversations with a wall Sent
    via u/emaginutiv
  • 02
    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH GISELE ON 2/1/23 [Ⓒ you want me, you want me, you want me Today 10:11 PM Hmmm suddenly I feel like I want you how weird Sent
    via u/rizzlerDrizzler
  • 03
    Product - Rach 20 Extrapreneur 8 Woman 4 miles away Looking for Still figuring it out +
    via u/Emortalrat
  • 04
    Font - 20:50 Hi Lauren, looking good in your pics Would you be willing to put your children up for adoption? I want to date someone without kids, so looking for someone who is willing to free themselves of their current kids xx
    via u/Azreona
  • 05
    Plant - LOUDER CROWD EDD 1.STANS BUDER CROWDER Many women use Tinder as a kind of interactive Netflix just to be entertained CHANGE MY MIND
    via u/u/JackSpecter147
  • 06
    Product - YOU MATCHED WITH THE CORINTHIAN Ik this is tinder and I'm supposed to be overtly se al. But fk that. your eyes are f king enchanting awh thank you i appreciate the normalcy Imao MAY I HAVE THEM!? Sent
    via u/Crazy-Study8697
  • 07
    Forehead - K 71 "Here I come" 26 € 6'0" (183 cm) :
    via u/RoronoaTera
  • 08
    Font - today n next weekend x ur too fine sorry yes 21. Jan 2023 Next weekend works for Me boo Yesterday Hey, you still tryna meet sometime or ? Today What lol? Are you saying I'm too fine for us to meet or something? I don't get it
    via u/Thorboo
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    Font - Tue., Jan. 24, 4:06 p.m. Hey! It's crazy how your last pic is in the ICU ...cause ICU in my dreams I'm so sorry, i couldn't resist. Hope you're actually ok
    via u/FleetingCheese
  • 10
    Head - Actual Human, 19 Ⓒ70 miles away Hello I am real human I enjoy normal activities such as breathing the air and walking with my leg
    via u/Crazy-Study8697
  • 11
    Shoulder - Free 0,00K/s tinder Marie 30 Vit ici : Amiens à 54 km ✔ X Pa A 41 034% 16:08 1
    via u/_c4ble
  • 12
    Purple - 12:53 ← Hello. Joy Report anyone who asks for money or sensitive info. See safety tips M Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes Hahahahah Well done 12:46 Cause you know just what to say, and you know just what to do 40 19% I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted And my arms are open wide Write a message... And I want to tell you so much... Olive juice Wait... That didn't sound right ●●●
    via u/HilllzyGame
  • 13
    Font - 71 Jasmine Today 5:22 PM bro u look like ur hiding a frog in ur mouth Today 6:28 PM Thank you! I'd roast you too but I don't want to make you more self conscious than you already are ✔ Sent
    via u/churchillsucks
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    Font - < YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 2/5/23 Snapchat emorfys add me lol t67yutipwqdshjkglh; uioogheshetojprwega weftQ3OPJOJP Emily ]WGOPJER ]P[KPOJGEW;PGZE EWJOPIOERP Who are you?? + Sent
    via u/g1tRdone
  • 15
    Product - 3:03 bumble |||| 76% It's meant to be if... We can talk about anything and you like the mushy romantic stuff. I could watch you have chocolate sometimes. (It's a little hint get it?) ;) = 9 %
    via u/totallynotabot5421
  • 16
    Font - TFW LTE Athena 4:09 PM What you mean I'll be your ride back but I don't know if I can go in I'm sorry It will be fun, I already bought or passes 31% It's really chill here, there's almost no one in the gym part I don't see you I'm a catfish I used another woman's picture I'm sorry just too soon What Sent 1h ago This person is unavailable on Messenger. More options
    via u/Vast-Objective3101
  • 17
    Font - Today 15:13 I'll fall for you if be the participant of my research and my life, especially the research How many organs do I need? Today 15:16 You matched with Ficus Lucky boy Today 15:16 lol how many u have I'm pretty sure I've got all of them Haven't checked recently sounds good Sent
    via u/SirGeorgington
  • 18
    Font - 22:09 ← JB Mobile Jessica B Do you think I'm getting fat? 21:48 What's No it's not, I'm being honest. Tell me the truth. I cannot legally answer that question. It goes against decades of training, not to mention it violates at least three clauses of the bro code Oh my god just tell me 22:03 Oh stop HEE | 60% WARRANT OFFICER. NOV SERVICE NUMBER your middle name? It's a Trap! C PLEASE CONTACT THE RED CROSS AND INFORM THEM I AM BEING HELD FOR INTERROGATION I LOVE YOU MOM. THIS IS THE END
    via u/Captain___Sassy
  • 19
    Font - Hey 22:44 Dating user Wut Imao 12/31/1969, 18:00 Ur a weirdo 21:48 So do you know the difference between bees and wasps? 12/31/1969, 18:00 22:05 A wasp is big and mean, but Abby is pretty and cute 12/31/1969, 18:00 So ur calling me a bee? 22:40 79 12/31/1969, 18:00 22:41 What if I was This person's Dating profile is no longer available.
    via u/ShadowingViper
  • 20
    Product - 01:14 18 Ava GIF ♫ This is riveting conversation Send minors. Type a message ... 74 String together any form of coherent sentence challenge (difficulty: impossible) Yes Yesterday 22:29 if you're attracted to Send
    via u/SheWasLvI18iSwear

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